Funny how big a £100 note looks when you take it to church, and how small it looks when you take it to the shopping mall.

Funny how long it seams to serve God for an hour, but how quickly it seams to watch 60 minutes of football.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church seams, but how short they are when watching a movie.

Funny how we can’t think of anything to say when we pray, but don’t have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

Funny how we get thrilled when a football game goes into extra time, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read the newspaper or the best selling novel.

Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.

Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.

Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers says, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, providing they do not have to believe, or think, or say, or do anything.

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